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11
Mar
“I bear my burden proudly for all to see, to conquer prejudice and ignorance and hate with knowledge and sincerity and love. Whenever you are threatened by a hostile presence, you emit a thick cloud of love like an octopus squirts out ink…”
— William S. Burroughs
10
Mar
Oh China you make great I-pads & steamed dumplings, you also make really fucking creepy versions of Norman Rockwell paintings, please stop. I will let you keep making fake Coach bags just stop with these.
Introducing the “My Little Pony Boy” organic butt plug, for the environmentally concerned fetishist in your life.
Your daily pedobear advertising agency bad choice award goes to…………..Bryers! You sick fucks.
Stuffed Monkey Sex? Why yes! Fist of Glory from said monkey Woo Hoo!!
“It goes in streaks. But some things never go out of fashion.’ Hunger artists, fat folks, giants, and dog acts come and go but real freaks never lose their appeal.”
— Katherine Dunn (Geek Love)
09
Mar
This is So So So wrong, it has put me off midget strippers forever!
Kitler O’ the week!
Please teach your kids to read, especially if their names are, Candy, Cheyenne, or Porsche.
It is merely an accident of history that it is considered normal in our society to believe that the Creator of the universe can hear your thoughts while it is demonstrative of mental illness to believe that he is communicating with you by having the rain tap in Morse code on your bedroom window.